need help......i am farting ALL the time

Sounds like a protein induced problem. Try switching powders, if you are using them. Also, try differant food. Like steak instead of tuna or chicken. Otherwise, you may need to find a new job and a new girlfriend. Just remember not to put her head under the blankets when you fart in bed. 😀

I think that is called Rockice-itis 😀 Also, do not eat cheese. No kidding. Where do you think the phrase "cut the cheese" came from?

Try eating some yogurt, too ..... Might help digest the food somewhat better by which eliminating the gas ... Hell I don't know ... just sounded good at the time !! lol ... -Natural ps ... if your taking in protein powder ... switch to a different brand !!! Prolab does the same thing to me. I switched to protein factory and haven't had that problem since. ( just a small plug for Alex)

If you are taking protein powders at different times than your food (i.e. on an empty stomach), you are asking for gas. If you take way too much protein powder, you are praying to the god of flatulence. Some people don't tolerate whey well. Could be you. Taking something like acidophilus or papaya enzyme might ward off the foul eruptions. I think most of this type of flatulence is caused by undigested foods reaching the lower bowel. If you are really eating more than you digestive system can handle, you are courting the evil wind. 😉

its your protein supplement...need to change...

How many of you have gas first thing in the morning? Man I'm a gassy phucker when I 1st wake up. The first thing I do when I wake up is fart, I mean even before I scratch my balls or take a whiz.

stick your finger in your ass that will keep the smell in

I was on EQ and I was having the same problems. I would wake up in the morning and the sheets would be draped across the dresser from the methane I was releasing 😀 Seriously though, when I got off the EQ the farts came back down to a tolerable level.

Originally posted by batman stick your finger in your ass that will keep the smell in Funny shit bro ....... -Natural

Originally posted by tonker just started my bulk cycle of 750mg testoviron and 300mg equi. Been eating well and i am in my second week. The problem is that every 2 minutes i am doing the worst smelling trumps ever in the history of mankind people at work wont stand near me and my GF is getting a litTle pissed. Anything i can take for this prob?....cheers guys.......... yea man i suggest you go to your local sex shop and get a BUTT PLUG, that should help the probem, JK, LMFAO!!!!! 😀 😀

if you're using whey, make sure you're using whey protein isolate and not concentrate...isolate is much more pure, and will not fuck up your stomach.

Get some digestive enzymes, what you have sounds like "putrafacation" , food basically rots in your gut causing nasty gas.If you don't shit alot and your colon get's clogged up ,basically the longer the food sits and rots the more gas it will make.Try some fiber as well with the digestive enzymes ,should help you digest and move your bowels right along into the crapper where they belong.

Originally posted by Renegade Get some digestive enzymes, what you have sounds like "putrafacation" , food basically rots in your gut causing nasty gas.If you don't shit alot and your colon get's clogged up ,basically the longer the food sits and rots the more gas it will make.Try some fiber as well with the digestive enzymes ,should help you digest and move your bowels right along into the crapper where they belong. Renegade ... I think yogurt will help to do the same thing .... Anyone know ?? -Natural