Be drunk by time she sees you. Take her to park where no one's aound. Have her suck on your little pecker, and then this is a must. PISS on her and ru...

You see. That is one of the biggest problems in america. white guys getting into that thug mentality of the ape. And the thing is, it is so obvious th...

Show up in class with an oriental robe on. Tell her how influenced you are by her native country. invite her out for some sushi in chinatown. Get some...

To me, the greatest feeling is taking 5 or 6 vicodin and having five or 6 beers. I prefer that over anything. No hangover, you don't act like a jackas...

Originally posted by FOX Riddle me this... Why is it, that every woman I meet, eventually says.... "I want to go out! I want to be around people! I ne...

Wow, this thread is kind of depressing. Where are all the guys that brag about all of their possessions at. you know the supermodel gilfriend, the por...