O God the drunk dials I have made. One time I was so out of it,I thought I was talking to the girl when it was really her voicemail. It was pretty coo...

200 pounds. You all know how much I talk about getting laid. In my worst dry spell I've never done any over 160.

BJ, that lyric is from "Colt .45" by Afroman. Biomech, I get the sore tongue too. I didn't think anyone else had that happen. As far as eating pussy, ...

Does anyone over 200 pounds actually take 10 pills a day? That makes the bottle an 18 day supply for $80.