Who else LOVES to eat pussy?

if my heart weren't already taken then it would be yours.

I eat pussy until my entire face looks like a Krispy Kreme doughnut... I suck on an ass until the girl's head caves in....

I think some of you guys must be part vampire.......fuck that blood shit.

I'd rather eat out than have sex personally.

What's the heaviest chics you guys have dined on? I've personally opened up the legs of more then one 250 plus pounder back in the day...

Posted by: @plutonianman

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What's the heaviest chics you guys have dined on? I've personally opened up the legs of more then one 250 plus pounder back in the day...

I'd rather die.

Posted by: @plutonianman

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What's the heaviest chics you guys have dined on? I've personally opened up the legs of more then one 250 plus pounder back in the day...

I draw the line at 140 lbs. 115 is ideal for me.

lol.... u mite get crushed.... or swallowed up or she mite get hungry and eat u!

Posted by: @plutonianman

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What's the heaviest chics you guys have dined on? I've personally opened up the legs of more then one 250 plus pounder back in the day...

Fuck that's massive dude..... unless they are 6'4". The largest I've done, and I'm guessing here... well I don't think she would've been more than 200lbs, but she was rather short.

200 pounds. You all know how much I talk about getting laid. In my worst dry spell I've never done any over 160.

About 5 years ago I was working for another appraiser in Anaheim and he hired a new guy fresh off the boat from Ohio. So naturally we are all sitting around one afternoon shooting the shit and trading sex stories when the new guy (who we later named The Ohio Sword Swallower) drops one on us. He said he was with this really hot chick and he was going down one her. He said SHE was so hot and so into it that SHE made HIM come from just eating her out!?! He didn't even touch her or vice versa...he just spontaneously came! WTF? Me and my buddy just looked at each other, smiled and went "wow....sounds awesome man" but inside we were dying. After that, the running joke was that whatever we were doing was so exciting that it made us come! As in, I watched a movie last night and it was so good that I just came without even touching myself! LOL! What a jackass! :doh:

Posted by: @bill50

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200 pounds. You all know how much I talk about getting laid. In my worst dry spell I've never done any over 160.

Wow bill, you're a real hero

I love it. I can do it for ages and whenever I see a hot girl with potential I think I wonder what its like going down on her. I once had a girlfriend that wasnt keen on it, so I left her.

Posted by: @t-bone

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I love it. I can do it for ages and whenever I see a hot girl with potential I think I wonder what its like going down on her. I once had a girlfriend that wasnt keen on it, so I left her.

I do the same thing. I also agree that if you start seeing a woman that's sexually incompatible, you might as well move on. Unless she's very young, she's probably hardwired that way and any change will just be a smokescreen to trap you. As soon as she's comfortable in the relationship, she'll go right back to her old ways.

I can eat my girls pussy for days on end. That thing is fucking beautiful.