Bo$zilla's guide to dating for dummies!!

These facts are intended for beginners through to advanced.. Originally posted by Bo$zilla when your with a girl, youi talk about what she wants to talk about, thats why you need to mention my name which is BO$ or freakdaddy. ask your female friends all about my cock and what it tasted like and they will be talking for hours, just dont show them your little dick satan or they will laugh at you. Originally posted by Bo$zilla before you go out with her read the thread i just posted on relationsships. make sure you stick your dick all in her asscrack before you fuck her, smell her asscrack, smell the Aroma bro. and if she has bad breath that smells like an ape dick dont worry you dont need to kiss her anyway, close your eyes or look at her titties or something, titties dont speak and they dont have bad breath. Originally posted by Bo$zilla hey bro, why dont you tell us the whole story. what about when he pulled out his dick, and you sucked it for him then let him blow his load on your chest. and that part about how you rubbed his cum all on your little gyno titties, then rubbed his little dick up against yours?? maybe one day you will get the computer lab hoothes like me, but until then you are a loser! have a nice day! Originally posted by Bo$zilla what would happen if someone were to do this, im thinking about it. i live in a dorm, i was thinking of finding some fat girls around the dorm on a friday or saturday night, drunk ones, and inviting them into my room. then when they all get in there i will just pull it out and start beating my meat infront of them. would they leave, stay, come try and eat it? what do you think would happen? would they tell other people about it? Originally posted by Bo$zilla i was wondering whats it like to have sex with a fat chick? i would like to go to a party and get a fat girl to either let me put it up her butt, or just suck my knob dry. but i dont want to really sleep with her and i dont want her to think im her friend. Originally posted by Bo$zilla get her mailing addy, and send her pictures of your dick, and the next day nut in envelope and send her that too. then go over her house and see if the pics of your dick are on her wall, and look in the other envelope and see if she swallowed your nut, then you will know if she likes you. Originally posted by Bo$zilla eventhough my titties are bigger than hers i would still like to ram her cornhole, i would suck her titties right off if i tried though but she would still be good for a fuck. Originally posted by Bo$zilla dont even look at her face, who gives a shit what her face looks like? when you decide what chick you fuck, look at her body and only her body. things to look for: ass tits thats it. when you bang her, stick your dick all in her ass crack too. rub your dick on her titties, then stick it to her.